Love is blind and marriage restore its sight

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Before and After Marriage


Before marriage. . Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage. Baling here... baling there..



Before marriage. . I die for you. . .

After marriage. "You die, up to you. "

Lagi lama married. . You die I help you!



Before marriage. .. You go anywhere. . I follow you.

After marriage. . . You go anywhere. .. up to you.

Lagi lama married. . . You go anywhere better get lost!!



Before wedding.. you are my heart, you are my
love"

After wedding.. "you get on my nerves. "



Before wedding, "you are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"

After wedding "you are worse than godzila"



Before wedding.. Roses
are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding.. Roses are dead, I am
blue. You get on my head, I will sue you



Before wedding.. Every makan he brings you to
Shangri-La

After wedding... You want to go, he says you wait-la



Before wedding.. She looks like Anita Sarawak

After wedding.. Don't know whether katak or biawak



Before wedding.. Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's
Hill

After wedding.. Furthest you go is Maxwell
Hill (Kopi sehaja)



Before wedding.. He opens the car door

After wedding.. He opens his mouth and snores



Before wedding.. She / he was your ideal

After wedding.. She / he becomes your ordeal



hahahaha.. i dont how true s this but i saw this quote on the internet a few days ago, it says:

" Love is blind and marriage restore its sight :P"